Thursday, April 21, 2011

If You Want Vodka In the Worst Possible Way . . .

While on a recent family visit in the Detroit, Michigan metropolitan area, I went to a local liquor store to pick up martini supplies.  As I prefer potato vodkas, of which I find very few, I was pleased to find a brand with respect to which I had no familiarity.  The vodka, an Austrian vodka named Vodka Monopolowa, comes in an unadorned bottle with an off-white label and dark blue simple lettering.

One sample is all it takes . . . this stuff will thin paint, remove rust, remove hair, and clean drains.  Under no circumstances should anyone, anyplace, at any time, attempt to consume this diesel derivative.  I am surprised that my martini glass didn't dissolve upon contact.

In short, if you want vodka in the worst possible way, try Vodka Monopolowa.

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